here. i don’t follow anyone and don’t have to make pleasant conversation over mundane details of what they deem their existence. people i can’t hide. people i don’t know. here. not limited to 140 characters including spaces and reply names with @ and _. here. i don’t have to hide photos from family members with nothing better to do than surf… more like, graze the internet because two and a half men isn’t on. here. is free. free-er.

VIVA you! tumblr! you’re just what the wandering and pondering anti-socialite needs in a world without farmville. may they make a film of your life like zuckerburg got as a send up. you deserve it.

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