LABOR DAY WEEKEND

labor day. the final shot that “summer” has on our memories is here. all of your summer plans end as the last rose takes bloom and just as soon, begins to wilt. the summer of o10…is o-vuh
with that said… i’d simply like to take this time to shout out all of the grand moments of my o10summertimes. it was one for the books. one not soon to forget…
1. work. FUCK YOU WORK. you robbed from me not many, but Quite a fucking few moments to be the exact person i long to be in the summer sun. because of you, i didnt go to mexico, i didntfuck a mermaid, i didnt watch the world cup from the hague. because of you, you miserable excuse for a time waster… moment after crucial moment was lost to the idea of FUN, but a series of backward backwood inbred city states was supplied to the gills with overpriced cans of nuclear waste. 
2. the expendables: are you fucking kidding me? 
3. sex in the city: desert edition. didnt see it, but the very existence of a film based on the younger exploits of the golden girls RUINED all of my 90 days.
4. coors light… my oldest friend. brewed by just the right kind of anti-me’s as humanly possible in all of their far right fascist FOX news watching glory. you made me forget things i might have should have remembered, say things from depths, i shouldnt be inhabiting, and emptied the contents of my stomach into receptacles and parking lots, i may have never thought possible. i have on occasion thought of our special bond… but i have also on occasion thought of Auswitz. 
5. BORE-lando. you are the city ive been to in the south that i can truly say is a nice place to visit. ranking them right now in order of FUN. 1. new orleans,2. HOUSTON 3. austin 4.borelando… i had fun up inside of you for a couple of days. you were very kind to me and littlechrissy. you allowed us to drink all gdamn day in a disney offshoot AND see at least 2 AMAZING bands. your denizens were kind and cordial. and youre daaaaaaaamnb good looking! only complaints being YOUR AIRPORT IS TOO FAR FROM ANYFUCKING THING RESEMBLING SOMETHING OTHER THAN SWAMPLAND OR AIRPORT AND YOU FORCE GUESTS TO PAY EXORBITANT CAB FARES TO AND FROM HOTELS TO DESTINATIONS. FUCK YOU WALT DISNEY!!  oh and also that bar on church st. with the dancing schoolgirls… a sham! get over yourself
6. inception: i cared about only one film this summer… and you did it. you worked it. you made me believe that a summertime hollywood blockbuster movie could be amazingly smart and twisted and beautiful all at the same time. mr. nolan. you are a genius and i worship at your alter. 
7. silversun pickups: you AMAZE me! swoon never gets old… the royal we echoes in my thoughts moment to moment. your sounds infuse youth and hope to the dying belief systems of getting older. 
8. billy corgan and the smashing pumpkins…. i will always search for you to set the world of music exactly where it belongs. this new set is astounding and the tightest ive ever seen or witnessed and i look forward to every new and challenging bend your sound and voice offer to this world hellbent on destroying itself… in the smashing pumpkins, i KNOW that love exists. thank you for ALWAYS being there EXACTLY. when. i. need. you. 
9. and lastly… my friends. we had a good run this one! old faces becoming new faces again. aQuaintances becoming more than those you see every 3 months. my solid brother base living closer me and NOW right across the street from each other… the other ones of you, living fairly eQuidistant from each other. its a nice spiderweb is all im saying. a Quilt of friendships with tight strings supporting the greater good of the group. i do not think it is possible anywhere else in this world that such a diverse group of thoughts and beliefs and personas all co-habitate in this soup of smiles and laughs.     a. i am lucky to know all of you.    b. you make the thought of killing myself a little harder to follow through on. (j/k)    c. you are all true.
so here’s to the coming autumn… and the ensuing winter. and here’s to a summer full of laughter and goodtimes. here’s to my friends.
ps. chris wilder is a good man. i just want to personally thank jerry for introducing us. HAHAHAHA!